Cardi B in Schiaparelli

This is a GREAT advertisement for Schiaparelli. She looks like an evil bird and it's perfect.

She took off the cloak to show off some of the details, as you would.

She just looks super and like she's having so much fun.

Tracee Ellis Ross in Schiaparelli

This is the face of a woman who knows her archrival threw bleach into the laundry, and wore it anyway.

Philippine Leroy-Beauileu

This is a sexy idea that's a little over-draped for me, but it's the shoes that get me -- the Schiaparelli toes always freak me out, but these aren't painted gold, they're just IMPRINTED. Eek.

Gwen Christie in Schiaparelli

The feet! THE FEEEET.

Lana Condor

BURN THE FEEEEET. Besides which, this demands better accessories than that horrid cream color.

Sabrina Elba

This is super chic.

Nicky Hilton

And Nicky is pulling this off better than I would have thought.

Liya Kibede

For the most part, it's a good Schiaparelli showing this season. I love this on Liya.

Maisie Williams in Iris Van Herpen

I would not have thought to pair Maisie and Van Herpen. It has a real Game of Thrones feel to it -- Arya But Make It Fashion. Maybe that can be her spinoff.

Latto

Her very serious face clashes so much with the gleeful pose. But the dress is fun.

Nicole Ari Parker

The photog thought this was Vanessa Williams. I like the idea of this on Lisa Todd Wexley, but the wet hair is making me nuts -- I might have just slicked it all back -- and of course...

... there are sheers. It's Iris Van Herpen, after all.

Pritika Swarup in Rahul Mishra

I wish the blazer hadn't been there -- it doesn't look made for the outfit. Maybe it was cold.

Ayo Edebiri in Thom Browne

Sure, okay!

Maisie Williams

Whereas this... no.

Emma Chamberlain in Thom Browne

Well, I love the shoes?

Lindsey Vonn in Thom Browne

She looks like she's about to braid two pigtails and offer somebody a pretzel and a Hofbrau.

Lee Pace in Thom Browne

Whereas HE is giving me This MMA Fighter Is Also Fierce OUTSIDE The Ring.

Lisa Rinna in Patou

Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna is trying to work Badass 1980s Liz Taylor into her repertoire, with mixed results.

Lisa Rinna in Stephane Rolland

Here, her makeup looks like she started crying some of it off.

Serge Ibaka and Cindy Bruna in Alexandre Vauthier

I guess they're dating? (He's a basketball player.) They look good together! His shoes are snappy.

Madeleine Arthur in Giambattista Valli

This is so cute, and unexpected from Valli.

Natasha Lyonne in Patou

I hope that's taped to her boobs.

Tina Kunakey in Alaia

I am horrified by the parachute jeans.

Gwen Christie in Alaia

Fun, but awkward.

"How DO I manage my hair in this? Is it too late to pin it inside?"

Amber Valletta

Amber went with the slickback, and it works.

Rita Ora in Alaia

And Rita went with nipples, to the surprise of no one.

Cardi B Preened at Couture Week

Alongside a VERY starry crew.