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Cardi B in Gaurav Gupta

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Cardi B attends the Gaurav Gupta Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

She is going ALL IN on the big glam this week, and I deeply appreciate it. This would be tough to sit behind, but also, if you're sitting behind Cardi B at Fashion Week, you're probably getting a kick out of that experience.

in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881v) Cardi B Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

This is pretty unimpeachable.

Camila Cabello in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881bg) Camila Cabello Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

This MIGHT be impeachable. It's like a sloppy cloth pinned over her undercrackers. At least the purse is cute?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881bh) Camila Cabello Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

And the boots. But the dress is nonsense.

Zoe Saldana

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881aa) Zoe Saldana Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

She's clearly on board with them, as she wore Fendi to the Oscars. She got something much better here.

Lily James in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881au) Lily James Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

This is all business.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tom Nicholson/Shutterstock (13999379z) Lily James Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

And then you see the goofy heels, which look like a video game level. Where is Mario, trying to scamper up those ledges?

Suki Waterhouse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13999373as) Suki Waterhouse Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

The longer I look at this, the more I see. Like half of her sweater pulled through her belt, or whatever's happening around her knees.

Naomi Watts in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881an) Naomi Watts Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

SAME. This is a blouse with one of their tissue-thin dresses built INTO it, I think?

Shakira

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13999881i) Shakira Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

I preferred the NO coat.

Eiza Gonzalez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13999373ad) Eiza Gonzalez Fendi show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

So many pieces.

Kate Hudson in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13997873v) Kate Hudson Giorgio Armani Prive show, Photocall, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

She LOVES a tube top. I don't know if anyone can love... whatever the rest is? I think it's a skirt, not pants, but there's some daft stitching there.

Sydney Sweeney in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13997873ak) Sydney Sweeney Giorgio Armani Prive show, Photocall, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

Gorgeous.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13997873c) Alessandra Ambrosio Giorgio Armani Prive show, Photocall, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

This is as simple and chic as she's ever looked.

Camille Razat in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marechal Aurore/ABACA/Shutterstock (13997831ar) Camille Razat attending the Giorgio Armani Prive Haute couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on July 04, 2023. PFW - Giorgio Armani Prive Photocall, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

The outfit is boring, which must be why she went ham on her makeup...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13997873j) Camille Razat Giorgio Armani Prive show, Photocall, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

... with bleached brows and a WILD smoky eye. I don't even know if that's smoky, really, actually; it's just VERY OUTLINED. Like when you REALLY want to circle something for emphasis.

Noah Centineo in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marechal Aurore/ABACA/Shutterstock (13997831bs) Noah Centineo attending the Giorgio Armani Prive Haute couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on July 04, 2023. PFW - Giorgio Armani Prive Photocall, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

His head-suit is very scruffy lately.

Emma Thompson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marechal Aurore/ABACA/Shutterstock (13997831a) Emma Thompson attending the Giorgio Armani Prive Haute couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on July 04, 2023. PFW - Giorgio Armani Prive Photocall, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2023

And she remains a bright delight.

Fan Bingbing in Gaurav Gupta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tom Nicholson/Shutterstock (13999812h) Fan Bingbing Gaurav Gupta show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2023

Ending with a little deep glam for you. Stunning.

Cardi B and Camila Keep 'Em Coming at Couture Week
Which, I believe, is coming to a close.

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