
This is like Demi Moore at the Oscars that one time, combined with Royal Ascot.


Don't you wish Kristen Stewart would scrap Chanel and lean ALL the way into this?


Lupita. Gwen Christie. Tracee Ellis Ross. Lizzo. Blanchett. Should I keep going?

The detail in that dress is even more unreal up close.

She looks like they didn't want to take the tiara off the jeweler's felt, so she just wore the whole THING out of there.



Gaga

I believe this is the piece that WWD said was based on Elsa Schiaparelli’s “Apollo of Versailles” cape from 1938.

Do you need a bra, AND to be able to drill into the earth's crust? Have I got the top for you.





SWINTON. (I am not a fan of the Schiaparelli gold foot boots but I think I'd take those over these creepy TOENAIL SHOES anyday. Long toenails skeeve me out.)

Diane Kruger

Not gonna lie, I'd wear that anywhere I wanted people to back away and give me social distance.


For a collection that picked streamlined silhouettes, I'd love to know why so many of them are intentionally askew.


And I guess here we have a combination between a plague doctor and Pinocchio?


Zendaya

Julia Fox was there, and I WANT her to wear some of the truly bananas stuff, but this is more accessible.

I thought you might like a closer look at some of the accessories.

Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Earlobes.


Surely those are not as heavy as they look. Otherwise... how are they even on her head?



Gaga!

I mean, Julia Fox might! You never know.

This is GLORIOUS. Jodie Turner-Smith all the way.

Honestly, Law might put Zendaya in that. It's not out of the question.

