This makes being a vampire look like a LOT of work.

Bloodstains are going to be real hard to get out of that.

Of course, if What We Do In The Shadows can get hold of this collection, we might be in business.

Reader, I laughed. It looks like she was the victim of a shrinking spell.

Reader, I chortled. She's like a turtle trying to retract into its shell.

Okay, but THAT looks like a great airline pillow. You'll sleep the whole flight.

Reader, I guffawed.

Come on, Katy Perry!

First We Had Pirates; Now The Couture Runways Bring Us a Take on Vampires

From Viktor & Rolf.