PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Ryan Destiny and Law Roach attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)
I think this dress suffers because the construction of the actual shoe part looks lazy.
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Ryan Destiny attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I mean, they're Muppet stilettos. Those are for Miss Piggy's piggies, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dua Lipa in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Dua Lipa attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Sadly, Dua Lipa didn't wear the full face feathers. She's carrying this quite well, but I keep thinking it's a jumpsuit and then having to correct myself. (Come to think of it, if Cardi was going to bring a bird, why didn't also dress as one?)
Hunter Schafer in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Hunter Schafer attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
She is SO gorgeous, and in this shot, I like the gown on her, even if I might wish for some more accessories.
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Hunter Schafer attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
But then as soon as she moves, down it slides.
Karol G in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Karol G attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
This dress looks like a beautiful spinal cord.
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
DIVA. She looks perfect in front of that ornate set of doors, with her reflective lenses. Amazing.
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I also enjoy how her hand sort of... becomes part of it.
Cardi B in Rahul Mishra
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B is seen wearing a ruby-red corseted gown from Rahul Mishra's Fall 2025 collection, featuring a cinched waist and dramatic roselike tendrils that curled behind her like climbing vines outside the Rahul Mishra show during the Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Ussin Yala/Getty Images)
I SO prefer this to the crow, but given her love of living things, I'm almost shocked this didn't come with its own swarm of bees.
Ryan Destiny in Tamara Ralph
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ryan Destiny attends the Tamara Ralph Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
This is also pretty much as it was on the runway, but they angled the hat the opposite way. I think she's selling this better than the boob shoes.
Hailee Steinfeld in Tamara Ralph
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Hailee Steinfeld attends the Tamara Ralph Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
I hope she wears this to a Bills game.
Léna Mahfouf in Giambattista Valli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Léna Mahfouf attends the Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Her shirt looks like shredded coconut. Wait, am I hungry?
Law Roach
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Law Roach attends the Tamara Ralph Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Are these gigantic cowboy boots over sweatpants? Or waders over sweatpants with a boot finisher? He looks like a Philly Cream Cheese Angel who got sent to hell on a mission.
Maria Borges in Tony Ward
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Maria Borges attends the Tony Ward Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Hotel Pozzo Di Borgoon July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)
