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# Covert Affug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/covert_affug080210-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-02T13:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-02T10:49:38.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Anne Dudek is one of those unsung actresses who is in everything, and is really good in all of it -- like, not long ago, she concurrently did significant stints on *House*, *Mad Men* (Francine, where are you? I know you Have Thoughts about Betty), and *Big Love*, where she still plays Alby Grant's cuckolded First Wife. And, presumably just because she CAN, she's also on *Covert Affairs*, dropping in for fifteen seconds per episode to play Piper Perabo's sister -- a role that is way, way beneath her on a show that is way, waybeneath her, and which I kind of wish had cast her in Piper's part.

This? *Also* beneath her:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/91921_103177317.jpg "NBC Universal's 2010 TCA Summer Party - Arrivals")

The rules are thus: Never get into a land war in Asia; never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line; and never wear jersey when it's hot outside, or else a map of The Great Lakes will slowly develop anywhere glistening skin bumps fabric. Also, don't wear shapeless jersey shifts, period, and don't wear a necklace that points to the places where said jersey shift is least flattering to you, and a heavy lip only makes your heavy eye makeup look weightier, and... you know what, there are a lot of rules being broken here. I might just write up a formal citation and mail it to her manager.