
It's a jumpsuit, and it's tan shoes. If you had to guess: Which one am I cooler with right now? CORRECT! The jumpsuit. It looks good on her. The shoes just feel like quitting.

Sigh. I like the sweater. I like the skirt. I like the shoes. The purse reminds me of this little plastic briefcase thing that for some reason I kept my baby My Little Pony toys in when I was a kid, which has found its way to my house, although the ponies have been displaced and a bunch of Battlebots are in there instead. All of these are nice things, but only about two of them belong together at any one time.

Is she just THAT petite, or is the security guard VERY strapping?

YES.

Sunglasses do make those clodhoppers hotter.

Speaking of YES: YES. Right up until the lack of socks. It just looks dopey to me, like you are PRETTY SURE life is just one long evening in Miami.

This one is to frame and use at the center of your voodoo mating shrine.

"I can't look at them," Ken Jeong is thinking. "They're like staring at the sun."
