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Constance Wu in Ralph & Russo

Constance as a HUMAN looks very Major Movie Star, but I'd be lying if I said I liked the dress. The top is like the anti-hoik: It comes up so high that it almost makes it look like she's hunching into it, and the tassels look like she is at her graduation getting ten of the same degree.

Gemma Chan in Oscar de la Renta

This, however, is AMAZING and Gemma looks divine. The purse is a bit incongruous with it, though; I wonder if she knew the premiere's color scheme? It's an uncanny match to THAT, at least.

Michelle Yeoh in Armani

I like this a lot, and might have liked it more if we lopped off the bottom two ruffles.

Awkwafina in Reem Acra

This is REALLY good on her. I think this was the most straight-up glam thing she had worn at this point, and she accessorized it so well.

She changed into a more navigable party dress later, and it looks like something out of a Bold and the Beautiful fashion show.

Fiona Xie

This dress is appropriately dramatic for the on-screen Kitty Pong, but the neckline is obscuring her great necklace. I want to see more of THAT, and less of the lucite shoes.

Fiona Xie

And now perhaps less of so many things.

Constance Lau in Time To Make a Dress

This is, she said, "a modern take on the Cheongsam in Singapore colors to represent my home," and was custom-made there. I wish "modern" didn't always seem to equate with "nakeder."

Carmen Soo in Melinda Looi Couture

Creative and glorious.

Sonoya Mizuno

That skirt is a dream.

Maia Shibutani and Alex Shibutani

SHIBS! Maia's dress is VERY pretty.

Harry Shum Jr.

I look forward to seeing more of him in the someday-eventual sequels. The shoes and tie are absolutely snazzing up the suit.

Daniel Dae Kim

I can't tell if his suit quite fits. He also leaned really hard into the cream-and-white thing, which is not my favorite.

Pierre Png

If I were going to do it, I'd do it this way, with a minimum of beige.

Chris Pang

I likewise would not go for blue and black in this manner, but at least people are trying things.

Ming-Na Wen

Dreamy.

Amy Cheng

Hoik it! Can someone take some of Constance's bodice height and donate it here?

Kris Aquino

She looks like a fabulously gossipy socialite who has SEEN SOME THINGS and will also give you her earrings if you like them.

Jing Lusi

This looks like Google Street Maps by way of a Mondrian. That's also maybe a compliment?

Yara Shahidi

This is a great compromise when you're not in the movie but you still want to make it clear you care.

Henry Golding and Liv Lo

Her outfit is easily one of my favorites. Again, I appreciate that Henry tried, but I am not at all sold on that jacket color.

Henry Golding

AHA but he made up for it here. I rarely like the no-sock look on dudes, though, and I feel like Henry Golding is someone who could play a really personable sock game.

Michelle Yeoh

That jacket might need to be undone, but she is terribly chic and cool.

Constance Wu

I like all these elements on their own -- blouse, skirt, shoes -- but not together.

Henry Golding

And here, a perfect ending.

Crazy Rich Asians is Two Years Old
People looked GOOD at the premiere.

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