Joseph Gordon Levitt
He looks so wistful here, but very classically handsome, and the girl behind him is TOTALLY TEXTING ABOUT HIM.
Tony Goldwyn
Speaking of the classic tux. I also enjoy that he appears to be two breaths away from bursting into a dance.
Dan Bucatinsky
I love him and I cherish the effort, but I am mildly concerned that he looks as if he's about to escort me to my cabana before sending the pool boy over with coconut drinks. Actually, who cares; that sounds great. Bring it on.
Joe Morton
A) Joe Morton won for his VERY entertaining turn as The World's Most Satisfying Chewer of Scenery on Scandal, and I am delighted by this.
B) I am also delighted that HE looks so delighted, given that I am used to him storming into a room, ripping Olivia a mean new one, and then storming out to kill someone.
C) I think those shoes are velvet.
Ian Somerhalder
I love that most of these dudes were like, "let's just Old School Hollywood this shit." (PS, Ian: I love you but shine your shoes.)
Dominic Monaghan
Maybe Scuffed Shoes are a Dude Thing now. I do like the blue tux on him, though. Dominic Monaghan can carry whimsy. NOT PENNY'S BOAT!
Patrick J. Adams, Troian Bellisario
Patrick J Adams is taking his own photographs; in the thumbnail, I thought he was blowing his nose. For someone who looks SO crisp on Suits, he looks mildly rumpled. But Troian looks great.
Derek Hough, Amy Purdy
You may not agree with me, but I think the kid is pulling this off. Both of them, actually. Polite claps all around.