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# Critics' Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Eva Longoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/critics-choice-awards-fug-carpet-eva-longoria-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-11T20:30:24.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-11T21:34:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Critics Choice Awards, pink, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

As we have learned from almost a decade of Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria has an awesome body. Yet you'd never know it in this.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159275490.jpg "Eva Longoria")](https://gofugyourself.com/critics-choice-awards-fug-carpet-eva-longoria-01-2013/18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-arrivals-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But worse, this dress is somewhat startling to me. That decoration there... you guys may think this is insane, but to me it's faintly anatomical. It's evocative of... well, a ladyplace. It's high fashion labial folds. It's a sartorial pap smear. She is a growling, crazy-eyed walking vagina right now, and that is really not a sentence I ever expected to type except maybe as part of a review of some new Guillermo Del Toro movie called *Pan's Labiarinth*.

\[Photo: Getty\]