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# Critics' Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/critics-choice-awards-fug-carpet-jessica-chastain-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-11T18:30:14.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-11T21:46:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Critics Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

There is something so CoverGirl about this shot, right down to the fact that judging by a couple strands of hair, it was indeed breezy.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159272790.jpg "Jessica Chastain")](https://gofugyourself.com/critics-choice-awards-fug-carpet-jessica-chastain-01-2013/18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-red-carpet-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Her face undoubtedly looks fantastic here, and is in fact for me the highlight of the outfit, so let's enjoy it for a second before we have to drink in the entire picture.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159270940.xml "Jessica Chastain")](https://gofugyourself.com/critics-choice-awards-fug-carpet-jessica-chastain-01-2013/18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-arrivals-11?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I am so grateful for color. Truly. I do not want to look a gift Pantone in the mouth (mostly because if the Pantone wheel HAS a mouth, it doesn't know it and thus has terrible dental hygiene). But this does absolutely nothing for me. There's something both matronly and maternity about it, and worse, it looks like a budget swap -- of those in-spirit-only A.B.S. Allen Schwartz knockoffs of someone else's red carpet dress.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159265911.xml "Jessica Chastain")](https://gofugyourself.com/critics-choice-awards-fug-carpet-jessica-chastain-01-2013/18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-arrivals-10?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And the embellishment on the back seems a little twee to me, like desperation bling vomit. And those words, my friends, are why I changed this from a "Fug or Fab" to a straight-up fug. I just feel like you can't come back from Desperation Bling Vomit, which is also my approximately forty-fifth future band.

\[Photos: Getty\]