Helen Mirren in Dolce & Gabbana
She is so cool and classy that it's almost TRAGIC. It's a painfully high bar.
Melissa McCarthy
That color actually, miraculously, works on her. But the actual caftan makes me feel like I'm in a Vegas casino somehow. You know how mass quantities of foliage give off that strong wet-plant smell? That's what I'm smelling right now, through my computer.
Zoe Kazan
I would settle for an entire dress in just the skirt's pattern. But I could maybe live with this if she gave it a righteous hoik.
Marisa Tomei in Zuhair Murad
I like this, maybe BECAUSE it looks like a skating costume. Admit it, you wouldn't be too mad if Gracie Gold or someone else popped out in this at Worlds.
Portia Doubleday in Novis
Fromt he dizzying heights of her Naeem disco dress, to the dizzying banality of a gorgeous sheath cut low by its own transparency.
Carrie Coon
This can hardly be called a pattern, but not can it be JUST a solid, so... whatever, I'm going to use creative license to balance out the slideshows (far more people were in solids). I appreciate immensely the concept of this, but it's so distractingly stitched in the front. An entire portion of it appears to be coming directly out of her right boob.
Leslie Mann in Monique Lhuillier
ALSO not strictly a pattern, but it's ombre, so let's RUN WITH THAT. I think that skirt is sheerish at the bottom, and this look might be 15 years young for her, but... damned if she doesn't look wonderful in it all anyway.
Shanice Williams
Admittedly this is ALSO not a pattern, but I had more room in this slideshow. She's darling. I didn't particularly enjoy The Wiz, but that wasn't her fault; I'm actually super impressed with her. As the winner of a talent contest, she dove right into live broadcast TV, and didn't put a foot wrong. That takes not just guts, but real talent. So I'm glad she looks nice, I'm glad she's in metallic shoes, and I'm glad she'll -- hopefully -- get to take that show to Broadway and get herself a Tony nom.
Constance Zimmer in Tracy Reese
Yay, I'm so happy she won -- she really was great on UnREAL. I like the dress, but... listen, if I had to choose between beige and black pumps, I'd go black every time. Those look like castoffs from 9 to 5.
Kristen Schaal
She looks very pretty, and I LOVE that she said SCREW IT and just wore comfortable flats on the red carpet. I love a high heel, don't get me wrong, but sometimes a lady's arches need a break. I enjoy that she is not afraid to give those vacation days.
Kristen Schaal and Will Forte
I assume this is a Last Man On Earth spoiler? Do we think poor Phil Miller had half his face catch fire?