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# Critics' Choice Awards: Kaley Cuoco in Noon By Noor
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/critics-choice-awards-kaley-cuoco-in-noon-by-noor-12-2016/
- Published: 2016-12-12T16:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2016-12-20T04:34:19.000Z
- Description: Wacky boob cape, but bangin' shoulders.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

"What, you guys don't like my boob cape? Dude, I knew it. I knew I should've worn it with [the matching shower shoes](https://www.elle.com/runway/g28747/noon-by-noor-runway-show-new-york-fashion-week-spring-2017/?slide=25&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Yes, the whole thing would've been ripped out of a wedding rehearsal at Coachella, but then maybe you all would've focused on THAT instead of complaining about my wonky pink pants and beige shoes and whether this is really just a Prom dress with hurt feelings.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/FFN_RIJ_CRITICS_CHOICE_SET2_121116_52255539-1481528307.jpg "Kaley Cuoco")

"And maybe you wouldn't have wondered about how my new boyfriend looks a bit like a shorter blond version [of my ex-husband](https://www.justjared.com/2014/08/25/kaley-cuoco-husband-ryan-sweeting-are-a-cute-couple-at-emmys-2014/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Don't unpack that. Just... scroll back up and imagine me waving my skirt around until you're hypnotized into buying at least eight seasons of *The Big Bang Theory* on DVD, and then we don't have to speak of this again.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/FFN_RIJ_CRITICS_CHOICE_SET2_121116_52255544-1481528319.jpg "Kaley Cuoco")

"Or failing that, just focus on my triceps and shoulders, because they will KNOCK YOU OUT. In a good way. But also theoretically the other way, if we're being honest."

\[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]