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# Critics' Choice Movie Awards Unfug It up: Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/critics-choice-awards-unfug-it-up-jessica-chastain-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-17T18:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-17T05:37:09.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Unfug It Up, Critics Choice Movie Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I WANT to like this. But I want to like a lot of things: whatever I'm cooking up for dinner in the slow-cooker, the next few episodes of *Revenge*, what my hair is doing right now. We don't always get what we want:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/463089903.xml "19th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=1014061&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, the color is good....? I think my issue is that I don't understand what it is about this dress that is just leaving me cold. I just stared at it for ten minutes and then announced to the empty room, "This dress makes her head look small." Which makes me wonder, is it her HAIR that we need to be blaming? [Would this be better if she did this hair with it?](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain-11-02-2013/the-hollywood-reporter-nominees-night-2013-celebrating-the-85th-annual-academy-award-nominees-arrivals-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Does she maybe just need a belt and some sunglasses? Should she go up half a size? Should she start over? Or am I just totally off my rocker, as usual?

\[Photos: Getty\]