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Kristen Wiig arrives at the 27th annual Critics Choice Awards, at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles
27th Annual Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 13 Mar 2022
I'm glad she's not platinum anymore, at least? The darker hair suits her so much better. This outfit, however, would better suit an end table at a very fussy funeral home.
Maria Bakalova in Balmain
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Maria Bakalova arrives at the 27th annual Critics Choice Awards, at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles
27th Annual Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 13 Mar 2022
This is... an abdominal mouth.
Alana Haim in Louis Vuitton
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Alana Haim attends the Critics Choice Awards celebration at The Savoy Hotel, in London
Critics Choice Awards, London, United Kingdom - 13 Mar 2022
I'll take it! LV did right by her on Sunday.
May Liu
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 13: Lee Yoo-Mi attends the 27th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on March 13, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
This looks like a mashup of Madonna, Cher Horowitz, and Royal Ascot.
Kristin Chenoweth
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Kristen Chenoweth
27th Critics' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 13 Mar 2022
Sure, fine, rubber-stamp, moving on.
J. Smith-Cameron
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 13: J. Smith-Cameron attends the 27th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on March 13, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Randy Shropshire/Getty Images for for Critics Choice Association)
Sure, fine, rubber-stamp, moving on, Part II; The Sequel.
Peyton List in Yanina
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Peyton List arrives to attend the 27th Critics Choice Awards at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles, California, USA, 13 March 2022.
27th Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Mar 2022
Oh my. This dress appears to be VERY upset that Reign is a show that no longer exists.
Robin Thede
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Robin Thede arrives at the 27th annual Critics Choice Awards, at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles
27th Annual Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 13 Mar 2022
I am INTO her bejeweled swoop there.
Molly Shannon
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Molly Shannon arrives at the 27th annual Critics Choice Awards, at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles
27th Annual Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 13 Mar 2022
I think this is gunmetal, and not black. Maybe? Anyway, no one cares but the part of my brain that organized all these outfits into neat buckets. The dress itself is super. She looks foxy.
Emilia Jones in Louis Vuitton
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Emilia Jones attends the Critics Choice Awards celebration at The Savoy Hotel, in London
Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, London, United Kingdom - 13 Mar 2022
This makes me think someone at LV was playing around with microscopes recently and liked the critters they saw.
Sarah Jones in Act No. 1
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 13: Sarah Jones attends the 27th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on March 13, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images for Critics Choice Association)
I didn't know WHAT to do with this. Is that... cream? It's certainly VEXING, as it's designed to look like it's falling off, like the layers of nighties and robes Miss Hannigan wore in Annie while she was making her bathtub gin.
Sandra Oh in Lafayette 148, and Amanda Peet
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 13: (L-R) Sandra Oh and Amanda Peet attend the 27th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on March 13, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Randy Shropshire/Getty Images for for Critics Choice Association)
Everything seems in order here. I love it when two halves of a post theme come together.
Sonequa Martin-Green
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Sonequa Martin-Green arrives at the 27th annual Critics Choice Awards, at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles
27th Annual Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 13 Mar 2022
She looks fantastic. That slit is perilous and she is NOT concerned.
Shantel VanSanten
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Shantel VanSanten arrives at the 27th annual Critics Choice Awards, at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles
27th Annual Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 13 Mar 2022
I had no idea that she's on For All Mankind. Good for her. I love it when a One Tree Hill star makes good. Not that One Tree Hill wasn't good, in its own way, but... you feel me.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Chloe
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Maggie Gyllenhaal
27th Critics' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 13 Mar 2022
We are ending on a middling note here. This is okay, a little scrunchy, but it's trying something, and her hair and makeup are good. I need some tortilla chips and a nap.