Mark Wahlberg
Does anyone know why Mark Wahlberg looks totally confused now, at almost all times? It's like anytime he shows up anywhere, he wears the same expression as a person who has been living in a cave and is then handed an iPad and asked to Tweet a link to a meme.
Elisabeth Rohm
Her head looks resplendent in this shot. Her unflattering dress is not living up to the DNA.
Oprah Winfrey
I love it when Oprah brings out the ladies. Actually, she looks great, sincerely, and I'm sad she didn't get an Oscar nomination, but I'll be honest: Whenever I hear the line in the preview where she says, "Everything you have is because of THAT BUTLER," I laugh. I do. It's something in her delivery. Like, somewhere, a producer is crying because he or she pitched "Everything I Have Is Because Of A Butler" as a talk show theme and Oprah was like, "NO WAY THAT IS ABSURD I WILL NEVER SAY THAT" and then here we are.
Melissa McCarthy
This is not as successful as other things she has worn. And potentially not successful, period.
Nia Long
She is beautiful, but this feels like something she bought from a catalog called "Ashanti: Live The Dream."
Danneel Ackles
Danneel here, you may remember as bitchy/awesome Rachel from "One Tree Hill." She is also married to one of the Supernaturals, Jensen Ackles, and therefore always displays great courage in leaving the house, because man, some of those fans HATE HER. However, I think she looks beautiful here.
James Marsden
Dapper. I was going to comment that he looks like he should be hosting an old-school sock hop, and then I remembered he did that in the "Hairspray" remake, right?
Camila Alves
Meh. It looks homemade, and she's not selling it.
Emma Thompson, Gaia Wise
Emma is making the rounds with her daughter, which I always enjoy. The two of them are rocking some nice coats here. I really might need to kidnap Gaia's.
June Squibb
Not as flattering as her Oscars gown, but I LOVE all that metallic stuff.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Simple and lovely and NAB and also NAP, or NAC (purse/clutch), because where is her iPhone? I guess this outfit needs a few things. It's a NA_.
Aisha Tyler
Statuesque and lovely.
Aisha Tyler
Statuesque-r and lovelier.
Aisha Tyler
Statuesquest and loveliest.
Dede Gardner
Dede is a producer (she heads Brad Pitt's company), and I found her shoes to be noteworthy, so here you go.