Susan Kelechi Watson in Galia Lahav

PLOT TWIST, right out of the gate. Did you shriek? All that sparkle is so pretty, but how much of her is on display here?

Susan Kelechi Watson

The back is pretty, but transparent, and the front is opaque, but underwhelming. I wish we could average it out.

Jennifer Lopez in Georges Hobeika

"HOLA LOVERS. Can I rise above the color of custard? THAT is my challenge, and the answer is, Laura Dern is going to win everything."

This dress looks like he was inspired by Valentino Rockstud shoes. Also, there is genuinely not a spare millimeter of room in this.

Lulu Wang

I am speechless.

Kennedy McMann (Nancy Drew on The CW)

Nancy Drew and the Mystery Of How The Tablecloth Got There. 

Chloe Bennet in Yanina

This feels like a look J.Lo rejected.

Kaitlyn Dever in Dior

So, what, she wore all the lovely colors at once on Globes day and now she has to go on a Pantone fast?

Sarah Levy in Haney

She looks smoking hot in this, and also I really thought she was Kate Walsh for a second.

Marin Hinkle in Romona Keveza

This is quite beautiful, too.

Chloe Bridges

She's wearing the cult robe well!

Zhao Shuzhen

I have to cry foul on the boots. 

Alex Borstein

Well, she is marvelous, anyway.

Beanie Feldstein in Lela Rose

So many people had a good Globes that this was bound to be a comedown.

Olivia Wilde (Valentino) and Jason Sudeikis

This is great on her, and as an added bonus, Sudeikis looks way less greasy than he has been recently.

Alison Brie in Brandon Maxwell

Solid as a rock. 

Laura Dern in Emilia Wickstead

This is ALSO great. Laura won for Marriage Story again, and it seems like Hollywood's rising tide of goodwill toward her might carry her all the way through to an Oscar.

Awkwafina in Elie Saab

The clutch is what's curious to me here. The metallic spring green is fighting the yellow for me.

Lucy Hale in Miu Miu

This is LOVELY on her. She's there because they aired this on The CW and she's in Katy Keene. I believe she stars as the titular Katy, in fact.

Janet Mock in Valentino

That is dramatic, but those gloves look like she is about to unclog a very expensive drain.

Niecy Nash in Tadashi Shoji

This is similar material to Aya Cash's Emmy dress, and I swooned over that one, so as you might imagine I ALSO love this.

Justina Machado

She looks like very foxy mother of the bride.

Emily Hampshire in J. Mendel

Too much makeup, too much ruffle, too much... muchness. This looks like Stevie lost a bet and Moira Rose got to style her.

Daniel Palladino and Amy Sherman-Palladino

If there were ever a reason to parody her on SNL, Melissa Villasenor has it in the bag.

Lupita Nyong'o in Michael Kors

She is once again otherworldly.

Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara

I saw an Ellen episode that Eugene and Dan co-hosted, and they interviewed Catherine and then Annie Murphy. It was a Schitt's Creek promotional hour, essentially, and it was so awkward because the crowd did NOT seem to know what to make of it, entirely? The good news is, who cares, they are dazzling, and they've been friends for more than 40 years. I love it.

Sarah Snook

She is FEELING black sparkles at the moment, and it works.

Christina Applegate

I was going to call her The Widow Applegate, and then I remembered her show Dead To Me is... basically that. Maybe it's branding?

Kelly Clarkson in Alessandra Rich

Kelly, I will always choose you, but this MIGHT be more business than you need?

Renee in Dior

Wake me up when the SAGs start.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Dior

Her face says, "They told me I can't wear suits to everything, and handed me this, and I wish I had told them to shove it up their fleabags."

Megan Hilty in Siriano

This was a major makeup miscalculation.

Caroline Aaron

That is a GREAT skirt. I wish I looked good in skirts.

Anne Hathaway in Versace

Apparently she had her baby! She looks INCREDIBLE. Seriously, that is fantastic.

Joey King in Prada

I want to like this, but I don't think texture should equal wrinkles.

Florence Pugh in Prada

However, this is a knockout.

Ashleigh Murray

This is not bad, but also... underwhelming?

Thomasin McKenzie in Louis Vuitton

This has an unfortunate Victorian Child Bride aura.

Ryan Michelle Bathe in Sergio Hudson

Is 2020 the year of the sleeves?

There Was Also a Solid Showing at the Critics' Choice Awards

Har, har.