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Emmy Rossum in Naeem Khan

It doesn't surprise me that this is Naeem Khan. If I had a ton of money, a great body, and a big event to attend, I would call there too. He's SO GOOD with sleek and sparkly. Her lipstick might ALSO benefit from a richer red shade, but ... I'm just going to sit down now, because she looks fantastic.

Lizzy Caplan

This is nice on her, but I'm PRETTY sure Lorraine Bates is going to need that back, because if she doesn't wear it to the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance, Biff will NEVER try to get to third base with her and then George McFly won't punch him out and win her heart with his manly heroics and then MICHAEL J. FOX WILL CEASE TO EXIST. So give it back when you're done, Lizzy.

Elisabeth Moss in Valentino

You can tell it's the "Mad Men" off-season because Peggy is back to blonde. I like the dress, but it feels like she threw it on ten minutes ago and was like, "Eh, let's just DO THIS, I've got a whole season of Veep on my DVR waiting for me."

Laura Carmichael

Oh, Lady Edith, everyone is always so hard on you and in reality you are so lovely Those shoes look like you pinched them from the set, though. They're not enough to sex up a sequined shift. And you SHOULD sex it up, because lord knows poor Lady Edith never does.

Cat Deeley

Is it just me, or does this dress look like it's attacking itself?

Carrie Preston

Her head is GORGEOUS, but that dress is not as flattering as I want it to be.

Lily Rabe

I am going to bastardize the great Inigo Montoya here: "That dress... I do not think it does what you think it does."

McKenzie Westmore

It's nice to see Sheridan Crane out and about -- in this case, probably supporting her "Face Off" show about special-effects makeup, which she hosts because her father is a legend in that arena. I kept meaning to watch it and forgetting; it sounds like it's great. Anyway, she looks... somewhat less like herself, facially. I don't know what the deal is. But she's not the same Sheridan Crane I remember. She's a bit... old-school gameshow. I keep expecting her to walk over to a big glittery green board and turn around some vowels I just bought.

Critics Choice Television Awards Fugs and Fabs: Brights and Sparklies
I love how Emmy Rossum looks so much that I want to prescribe it to everyone. Here you go, Michelle Dockery. Carey Mulligan, take this and call me in the morning. Jennifer Aniston, I'm giving you two refills. At least. [Photos: Getty]

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