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Katherine Langford in Max Mara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9715704af) Katherine Langford Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018 2018 Crystal + Lucy Awards

Katherine had been on a good roll lately, but this is a bit of a letdown: The fact that it's velvet AND long-sleeved feels seasonally bizarre, and it's just got a frumpy feel to it. However, the earrings. The EARRINGS.

in Irene Neuwirth

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9715704ag) Katherine Langford Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018 2018 Crystal + Lucy Awards

I dont know if I'd care what dress I had on, if those were in my lobes.

Regina Hall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9715704t) Regina Hall Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018 2018 Crystal + Lucy Awards

Regina Hall is apparently wearing vertical blinds. But I'm most intrigued by the choice of a necklace that looks for all the world like it wants to be a Peter Pan collar, but has been cast adrift on a sea of flesh.

Alison Brie in Max Mara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9715694ai) Alison Brie Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018

This might leave me less cold if she'd added some bracelets. But I do have to give her huge credit for the shoes, which warm it up so much. I think 99 percent of actresses would've worn pointy white pumps.

Ellen Pompeo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9715694bx) Ellen Pompeo Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018

I love this color on her. She looks superb, frankly

Francia Raisa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9715694g) Francia Raisa Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018

This is another reason I don't spend a ton on designer pieces, just for the sake of it. There is no excuse for how badly put-together this is, and I suspect it's Max Mara because that company sponsored this event and about 90 percent of the people wore it. So that means it isn't cheap. It shouldn't, therefore, LOOK cheap.

Alice Eve

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9715694y) Alice Eve Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018

Proving there is definitely such a thing as Way Too Blond.

Chloe x Halle

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9715704h) Chloe X Halle Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018 2018 Crystal + Lucy Awards

I wonder if Beyonce is still nurturing these two. My first piece of advice would be not to go all matchy-matchy. My second would have been not to wear either of these.

Katherine McNamara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9715704a) Katherine McNamara Women In Film Crystal and Lucy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jun 2018 2018 Crystal + Lucy Awards

That pattern is not tricking me, pal. I know that's your bra and underwear we're seeing.

Katherine Langford's Earrings Are My Everything
And other hits and misses -- like Regina Hall's collar -- from the Crystal + Lucy Awards.

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