CW Upfronts

Vanessa Morgan

Vanessa is on Riverdale -- she's good on it -- and she easily wins for Most Whaaaaaaat?!?! outfit of the day. A halter bikini top! A jumpsuit! SLIT PANTS! It's like going to a buffet and then realizing everything in it has been sitting there for 24 hours and might poison you.

Elizabeth Gillies

This seems super complicated, so it's to her credit that she looks good even though I cannot figure out what the component parts even are.

Nafessa Williams

She looks like a gorgeous alien that just redesigned its cocoon.

Samantha Logan

She's on a new high-school football pilot that I THINK was called All-American but then got renamed Spencer. (It's a Berlanti joint.) And she is gorgeous and wearing an outfit that looks like Jessica McClintock accidentally sniffed too much paint.

Rachel Bloom

This is awfully cute and sunshiney.

Jeanine Mason

She's the new Liz in the Roswell reboot, and that feels very right. (She left Grey's Anatomy to do it.) It's weird to think that this dress and Rachel's were to the same event.

Monet Mazur

She is ALSO in Spencer, and this seems relaxed and cute.

Nicollette Sheridan

Can anyone report back on how she's been as Alexis Colby? I might be too lazy to watch it myself.

Madelaine Petsch in Monse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9677821h) Madelaine Petsch The CW Network Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, New York, USA - 17 May 2018 WEARING MONSE

I did not need a dress credit on this, because I guess Monse is having a Dior moment here. Sigh.

with Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9677821r) Lili Reinhart, Camila Mendes and Madeleine Mantock The CW Network Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, New York, USA - 17 May 2018

I like Camila's outfit the best, althogh props to Madelaine for giving that absurd MONSE advertisement some oomph.

Stephen Amell

I am not feeling Arrow's pale pink shoes, particularly.

Matthew Davis

Nor am I that into Matt Davis's tie. He is playing Alaric again on the Originals spinoff, so he must love that character. Or getting paid. Or both.

Taye Diggs

Taye Diggs (also in Spencer) is wearing a Breton stripe and this seems like IMPORTANT INFORMATION for Fug Nation.

Cress Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9677821cl) Cress Willams The CW Network Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, New York, USA - 17 May 2018

Still don't love this color suit, even on Cress, but he at least committed to giving it some zazz. YES I SAID ZAZZ.

Cole Sprouse

I feel like he and Kristen Stewart have a similar haircut right now

Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins

For all you Supernatural lovers out there. I hope they didn't plan this, because that's funnier.