NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 28: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Midtown on May 28, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
Gotta love a pair of jeans that looks like it was made for someone eight feet tall. Wearing these must be a constant thrill ride of wondering when or whether you'll go ass over teakettle.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 29: Cynthia Erivo is seen in NoHo on May 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
She looks like she walked out of a magazine editorial. Maybe she did, but usually Informative Caption says so. Anyway, what I mean by that is: This is an absurd combination of things but she looks gorgeous in them.
Cynthia Erivo
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 28: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Midtown on May 28, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
As crazy as the previous outfit was, it was much livelier than this, which looks like she washed it in bleach.
Cynthia Erivo
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 28: Cynthia Erivo is seen in the Flatiron District on May 28, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
But THAT is luxe and glamorous.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 29: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Chelsea on May 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
This is a bit of a fabric Frankenstein. With the wrong shoes.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 29: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Times Square on May 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
Luckily, she's been out so much, she never wears anything for more than like ten minutes. This is better!
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 29: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Midtown on May 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)
AND THIS IS HAPPENING. Everyone, we're in the era of the Buttock Belt. I would say gird your loins, but apparently you can now just cinch them.
