Doja Cat in Viktor & Rolf

I don't even know what to tell you. She's hatching from a pinstriped cocoon. Is it a metaphor for all of us breaking free of the constraints of offices and typical work constraints? Or is she just trying to show David Byrne how it could be done?

It looks just as wild behind a podium, by the way.

Katie Couric

This is a LOT on her. It's a bit Coastal Grandma Has a New Timeshare.

Gigi Hadid

Nobody paid money for that skirt, right? I mean... she probably didn't, but nobody ELSE is, right? A person could not rightly accept cash from another human being in exchange for a tube of ratty denim that's fraying on both ends? And that's not even getting into the shirt.

Francesca Aiello

Gigi won for her collaboration with Frankies Bikinis, and no, that is not a typo, the site does not use an apostrophe and therefore the brand must not either, THIS IS GRAMMAR ANARCHY. GRAMANARCHY. Also, this is the titular Frankie of that line, which... at this rate, just wear one of your bikinis? Unless this IS one of her bikinis, in which case I don't think we should be giving her awards.

Busy Philipps in Siriano

I also found this a bit overwhelming. Sadly I didn't have a proper photo but you can see it on her Instagram (it's pants)(very plasticky-looking ones). Also, it's custom, which means either Christian didn't design it with a bra in mind or he DID and this was his big idea. I... cannot imagine? They don't add anything other than an urge on many people's hearts to send her a "tuck them in!" hand signal.

Heidi Klum in Zuhair Murad

I really loved this, until I noticed there's a hole specifically for her underboob to leak out of it.

with Tim Gunn

Tim! Surely you have words for that.

Leni Klum

This is fine! Sparkly, a hint of flowers, all cute.

Karen Elson

Perfection.

David LaChapelle

He looks kind of like Elvis as played by Matt Dillon in a VERY experimental alt-universe movie.

Hari Nef

Hari has been busy! I noticed she walked in... Jason Wu, I believe?

Lexie Wood

THIS madness is still happening.

Monica Ahanonu

I sincerely hope those are two mouths with built-in speakers that she could use to squawk at people and freak them out. (However, I also realize that they look like bonus vulvas. I suppose... that is where you'd keep them?)

Amber Valletta

Amber kept it simple, and yes, I say that knowing the heels of her boots might have light shenanigans going on.

Sophie Sumner

It's the old game of I Knew It Was Sheer vs. I Found Out When I Saw The Photos. I'm going to go with a third choice: I Was Pretty Sure, But Just Decided To Trust It Wouldn't Show Off Anything Super Scandalous.

Pritika Swarup

Her shorts need to come out and play a SMIDGE more, methinks.

Aurora, Olivia, and Sophia Culpo

There are THREE Culpos now?!? Who authorized this?

Christine Quinn

This outfit is as deranged as you would hope from Selling Sunset's most confusing character. She and her husband would say I'm Just Super Jealous, and it's true, I HAVE longed with every fiber of my soul to wear a skirt so short and boots so long that BOTH of them chafe my nethers.

Tan France

Tan's face looks like spotted Christine Quinn when he was midsentence.

Christine Chiu

This is kicky, in a way my brain can parse. Thank you, Christine.

Candace Bushnell

I hope Candace, who looks nice here, has made a lot of anonymous phone calls with tips and ideas to the And Just Like That crew. They clearly need it. Keep them coming.

Doja Cat Provided Almost All The Spark at The Daily Front Row Fashion Awards

Just LOOK.