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Dakota Johnson in Gucci

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson attends the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

It doesn't look as low from this angle -- I don't think you notice it so much when she's not moving -- but doesn't it still need a necklace? Something, anything, to try and cover the acreage?

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson attendsthe "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

Or just... some straps?!? I think she just has a long upper part of her torso, which is obviously fine, but a designer should be able to optimize a dress when it's custom. I guess I just wish it didn't QUITE so strongly evoke that old Price Is Right clip where the woman comes on down and celebrates so hard that her strapless dress drops down.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson attends the "Splitsville" after-party presented by Minuty and Veuve Clicquot during the Cannes Film Festival at Lucia Cannes by Nikki Beach Hospitality Group on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Nikki Beach Hospitality Group)

See, look how good this is! This works beautifully on her.

Dakota in Gucci

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Dakota Johnson attends the 2025 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Dakota really does love a slim-cut, nearly-nude mesh. This design almost looks like it's shoving her boobs DOWN, though.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Dakota Johnson attends the 2025 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

I pulled this photo to show off the earrings, but it also looks like the dress rolled slightly and the lining is on display.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson poses during the Kering Women in Motion Talk with Dakota Johnson and Ro Donnelly at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Majestic Hotel on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)

Simple and sleek. (This was for a daytime panel discussion so it's pretty much perfect.)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson poses during the "Splitsville" photocall at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

This is a moronic comment I'm about to make, but I'm forging ahead anyway: Dakota Johnson is really, really great at bangs. They just always seem to hang exactly right on her.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson poses during the "Splitsville" photocall at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

The braid is cute, but I worry this looks like something got caught in it.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Dakota Johnson is seen during day seven of the 78th Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

The sunnies have been hit or miss this year, but those hit.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Jennifer Lawrence and Dakota Johnson attend the "Die, My Love" Premiere After Party presented by The Hollywood Reporter and Longines, at The 78th Festival de Cannes, on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This was the only photo we had of her at the afterparty for J.Law's movie. It kills me because that jacket is SO fun and potentially this is a home run. LE SIGH.

Dakota Johnson Is Having a Sparkly Time at Cannes
In Gucci.

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