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# Dakota Johnson's Gucci Dress Has...Intriguing Boobs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dakota-johnsons-gucci-dress-has-intriguing-boobs-09-2017/
- Published: 2017-09-26T20:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2017-09-26T20:31:50.000Z
- Description: They're...uh, really something.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Gucci, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This is how I imagine the conversation going at Gucci HQ:

GARY: Hey. Hey! So I finally figured it out.

MATTHIEU: Figured what out?

G: That dress that everyone thought was so BORING.

M: The black one?

G: Right.

M: Are you going to tell me what, specifically, you figured out about it?

G: Oh! Yeah. Okay. So, you know Austin Powers?

M: Oh god.

G: You know that scene with the fembots where they SHOOT PEOPLE WITH THEIR BOOBS?

M: I can imagine it.

G: Like THAT. But *fashion.*

FIN.

\[Photo: WENN\]