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# Dakota Johnson's Hair Is So Very Shiny
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dakota-johnsons-hair-is-so-very-shiny-02-2024/
- Published: 2024-02-01T19:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2024-02-01T05:18:01.000Z
- Description: That might be all I have to say?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

Slow week leading up to the Grammys, but *Madame Web* is starting to creep into the world, and Dakota Johnson did the first event largely solo. In a very nice outfit. And that hair, her *glorious* hair, the glistening cocoon of her bangs and long dark layers that always seems to sit just-so. My hair has never in my entire life, not even the years when it was straight, been shiny like that. She could check her teeth in it. I'm surprised Justin Timberlake didn't start whispering the lyrics to "Mirror" at her head when he stood next to her on *SNL*. (He was too busy looking at the camera, though.) How's THAT for some hyperbole on a Thursday morning? But seriously. Is it hereditary, or is it shine spray?

###### \[Photo: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images\]