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# Dakota Fugnning
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dakota_fugnning110510-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-05T13:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-04T21:41:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: bridal, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Oh, Dakota. You are so much better than this.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/96421_106545322.jpg "BAFTA Los Angeles 2010 Britannia Awards - Red Carpet")

You are DAKOTA F'ING FANNING. You could act your way out of a paper bag! You could act your way out of a Hefty bag! You could act your way out of a Samsonite suitcase that had been mauled by a gang of bike locks! Don't tell me THIS, a thick drop-waisted wedding gown last seen in an original high school play called *Child Bride: Death of a Soul,* is the one sack out of which you could not act yourself! Find a way! Find it now! But please, find it in the ladies' room, because that would be awkward.