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# Dane Fugk
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dane-fugk-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-13T16:30:43.000Z
- Updated: 2012-01-13T05:35:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh my God, you guys. Seize the scalp of everybody you love and guard it with your life. Why?

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/136829891.jpg "Dane Cook")](https://gofugyourself.com/dane-fugk-01-2012/the-weinstein-company-and-audi-celebrate-awards-season-at-chateau-marmont-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Because [James Tupper Sydrome](https://gofugyourself.com/unfug-it-upwell-played-anne-heche-wtf-james-tupper-01-2012/50th-anniversary-celebration-for-st-jude-childrens-research-hospital-arrivals-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) is apparently CATCHING.

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