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# Dani Rojas Gave Himself a Kicky Bob
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dani-rojas-gave-himself-a-kicky-bob-01-2025/
- Published: 2025-01-09T19:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2025-01-09T04:37:45.000Z
- Description: I know that isn't his real name.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

It's going to be a while before I can see Cristo Fernandez and think anything other than, "Dani Rojas," or, "FOOTBALL IS LIIIIFE." (The fact that he's in a State Farm ad both saying that AND being called "Dani" is probably not helping in this regard, although it does help me *emotionally*.) Anyway, it's no secret that I find him delightful; as breaking news goes right now, him getting a haircut is as good as it gets. Look at those layers!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/01/GettyImages-2192921478-1736389751.jpg "Corina - Red Carpet")

It suits him! And we need stuff to discuss right now, so who else should get a new haircut? It's our makeover episode! Just like on *ANTM*, except we're not gonna make someone bleach their hair and get extensions down to their waist.

###### \[Photos: Medios y Media/Getty Images\]