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Jessica Chastain in Ralph Lauren

Paris photocall for 'X-Men: Dark Phoenix' at the Cafe De L'Homme in Paris, France. Photo: Julie Douxe Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Paris, Île-de-France, France When: 26 Apr 2019 Credit: Julie Douxe/News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

Whoever sewed this may have been asleep at the needle. This just feels all wrong, from the cut of the pants to the way the top wrinkles itself. This manages to look tight and loose all at the same time, which is a true feat of science.

'X-Men: Dark Phoenix' Paris Photocall held at Cafe De L'Homme Where: Paris, France When: 26 Apr 2019 Credit: Jonathan Rebboah/News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

Let's focus on her head. I don't have a credit for the sunglasses, sadly, but if one comes through I will tell you.

Sophie Turner in Mugler

Paris photocall for 'X-Men: Dark Phoenix' at the Cafe De L'Homme in Paris, France. Photo: Julie Douxe Featuring: Sophie Turner Where: Paris, Île-de-France, France When: 26 Apr 2019 Credit: Julie Douxe/News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

This is fine? Very '90s school dance to me. Brenda or Donna would have loved this for their OWN trip to Paris, in fact. Joe Jonas is going to call and be like, "Have you met any college students named RICK?"

Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton

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This is rather less successful. She looks like she's working PR at a fashion line created by Chloe Sevigny, complete with a nametag on her blouse and a belt buckle that dispenses Post-It notes where she can write people's seat numbers.

Michael Fassbender

Paris photocall for 'X-Men: Dark Phoenix' at the Cafe De L'Homme in Paris, France. Photo: Julie Douxe Featuring: Michael Fassbender Where: Paris, Île-de-France, France When: 26 Apr 2019 Credit: Julie Douxe/News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

I would not have recognized him. Also, don't you think all these people's single shots should have had MORE of the Eiffel Tower in them? Sophie's and Jessica's feel very "You Had ONE Job."

Nicholas Hoult

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This is at a different event, so no Tower for him. Anyway: I am intrigued by how his pants taper. I can't tell if it's intentional or because they're too long and they're bunching at his ankles, or that those are boots and he's pulled the pants over them... it's really his left ankle that I'm staring down here

No Tabloids/Just Released, Los Angeles, CA -20190328 - Press Conference for Dark Phoenix -PICTURED: Nicholas Hoult -PHOTO by: MUNAWAR HOSAIN/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

So let's turn our attention to his top, which appears to be the work of someone who wanted zippers to be more directional in a very literal sense. But then threw on one button anyway, because WHY DECIDE. 

Sophie Turner Rolls Right Into Dark Phoenix Press
Busy time for Sansa Stark.

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