Jennifer Lawrence in Dior

This is pretty classic and chic, right? The problem is her hair; she spent most of the night with it in her face, or trying to duck out from under it. It needed a little more work, and if we have the leeway to be picky about jewels -- WHICH WE DO, because we're putting the fantasy in "fantasy stylist" -- then I might've gone with a colored gem in the necklace and a bigger bracelet. But honestly, this is a very solid red-carpet return.

Jessica Chastain in Maticevski

I think even Jessica Chastain is with us on the bangs being a mistake. And if you're concerned that the malformed top makes her look shapeless and hints at a rumpled mess...

... then you are RIGHT. Actually, the pants have held it together pretty well, but the top is a bedsheet, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton

Ah. Hoik it. Hoik it good. Ahhh. Hoik it. HOIK IT REAL GOOD. (I also think the punkier styling on the runway worked better and made it all seem less awkward.)

with Joe Jonas

Joe is feeling it, though. 

Famke Janssen

I don't know why, but all of Famke's skirts lately are tailored to look like she shrank them at home.

Alexandra Shipp in Christopher John Rogers

This seems a little Teen Witch for me.

Nicholas Hoult

Does this count as a leisure suit? Regardless, whaaaat? I wish THIS could mutate.

James McAvoy

"This is precisely why I don't bother with stuff."

Michael Fassbender

That longer hairstyle on him makes him look like a professor. And somehow also like Binderclip Staplerbrad's older brother.

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Did someone reincarnate Robespierre?

Halston Sage in Raisa & Vanessa

This is basically modesty lace. It's a navel frame.

And a bum-hugger, I guess.

Elise Neal

This seems so calm by comparison. To ANYTHING, actually. It's fine but I want to restyle her around it.

Olivia Holt in Prada

I don't know what to make of this, exactly? I think whatever that black strap is, it would look better in the back

Evan Peters

I like that shirt. 

Shawn Ashmore

This might have been a time to splurge on some shoe-shopping

Lana Condor

After To All The Boys..., Lana Condor's styling seemed to lean hard toward, "LOOK! SEE! SHE'S A WOMAN, NOT A TEEN!" It was a little over the top. But the needle has swing back too far in the other direction. The fit on this is borderline infantilizing.

Dania Ramirez

When I saw this, I thought, "Oh, I'm concerned that she's going to sit down and fully butt-plant on the theatre seat." As it turns out, that was the least of my concerns.

MIC DROP. 

There Were Some Real Head-Scratchers at the Dark Phoenix Premiere

And Jennifer Lawrence came out of hiding!