Let's give it to Dua Lipa.
Heidi Klum
Thanks, I hate it! Rita Ora?
Heidi Klum would probably take that too, but I already said her. Jodie Turner-Smith would kill in it. Or Britt Lower, who generally would not wear this, but should.
I feel like Odessa A'Zion might wear this, IF it were black. In sunny yellow? Um. Michelle Randolph from Whatever Taylor Sheridan Show?
This is the least helpful photo in the universe.
Megan Thee Stallion
Oh lord. This is the least helpful OUTFIT in the entire universe (with exceptions, some of which are also in this slideshow). Feels like something Brooks Nader or her sisters would wear, to drum up clicks.
I need more to go on than this, people.
Britt Lower MIGHT wear this.
Shrug.
Kaia Gerber
Olandria from Love Island.
FORWARDS, PLEASE. THANK YOU.
Kerry Washington should! Not with those shoes, though.
I hate this so much. Sabrina Carpenter? (For a performance obviously.) I kept wanting to say Ariana Grande, also, but this might honestly be too far for BOTH of them.
Snort. Tate McRae?
Pass.
Julianne Hough
Is this for a Flashdance remake? Note: NEVER REMAKE FLASHDANCE.
This feels like Celebrity We Didn't Know Watches Sports Goes to the ESPYs.
I mean, MAYBE they adapt that into a dress for Ali Larter?
This model looks so bored. I can't imagine using her for this entire shoot.
Kelsea Ballerini
Nina Dobrev
Zoey Deutch, with different shoes.
Taylor Swift, at her wedding, obviously! It's so her!!!!!!!
SQUATS DO NOT HELP ME HERE.
This genuinely all feels like it's aimed at pop starlets shooting album covers.
I had a rec for this, but then I thought, "This looks like artistic sperm," and no longer felt right assigning it to anyone.
Milly Alcock
Lexi Minetree, to break the shackles of pink.
Kendall Jenner, in a Vogue spread. Where I will also hate it.
Some spies ARE allergic to pants, so.
I SCREAMED. Nicki Minaj.
Lengthen it, and you'd be in business with just about anyone.
How is THIS in the same show as all this other INSANE stuff.
"Hire a stripper but make sure there is a Charlie Brown reference in there somewhere."
Kate Beckinsale
Friends, just say no to tights with GIANT garters.
