Diane Kruger in Prada

This is gorgeous, and also, yes, she is leaning WAY INTO really loose and flowy silhouettes right now.

in Viktor & Rolf

And I mean WAY into them. She as a human looks the same to me, though. Let's just say that if there's something she IS trying to hide... she's not trying very hard. And if there isn't, then I won't be surprised, because there is no indication of a uterine secret other than an abnormal array of loose outfits. Maybe she's just bored and messing with us.

Winnie Harlow in Ralph and Russo

I love this, and am BEYOND thrilled to see a gown that green on the red carpet.

in Dior

And I loathe this, and am beyond sad to see a gown that... NETTY... apepar on the red carpet.

Chloe Sevigny in Gucci

That is both just fine, and also like a large pink tongue poking out at us.

Chloe Sevigny

'80s Prom realness. 

Nicole Scherzinger in Ashi Studio

Her skirt is beautiful, but... bear with me... look at her bodice. Don't the cups and ruffle remind you of a very snowy-haired Beaker expressing fear over one of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's experiments? I cannot unsee that.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Sure! She looks very regal in this, actually.

Naomi Campbell in Dior

I just... can we dispense with the sneezeguard and keep the dress underneath?

in Poiret

While I do not sign off on the mules, or even really the sheers.... it's Naomi Campbell and she is rocking that.

Elizabeth Debicki (in Miu Miu) and Joe Alwyn

Elizabeth looks wonderful in this. She's standing with Joe Alwyn, who is both an actor and Taylor Swift's boyfriend, and I guess this would give a decent idea of how they look standing next to each other too. For what that's worth, which is... very little.

Jane Fonda in Valentino

Too mumsy on her, no?

Ava DuVernay (in Grta Constantine) and Chang Chan

I LOVE that color combo on her. Don't ask me why I can sign off on orange and pink, but not red and pink. The soul is a mysterious thing.

Ava DuVernay

And that color is PERFECT. 

Charlotte Le Bon in Dior

WHY ARE WE WASTING ALL THIS WORK ON UNDERPANTS is a t-shirt I should wear.

in Dior

BUT SERIOUSLY.

Bella Hadid in Dior

Wow, Dior. Way to NOT bring your best at a dinner HOSTED BY YOU.

Michelle Rodriguez

Do we assume that is ALSO Dior? Can we just blame Dior for everything? Maybe THAT is my new shirt. BLAME DIOR.

in Elie Saab

That's actually pretty, but not when she's working it that hard. HOWEVER...

it is not here pictured, but she TOO popped out of this thing. Free The Nipple appears to be taking Cannes by inadvertent storm.

Char

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Isabelle Adjani

Her whole demeanor says, "What the HELL is this 90s babydoll Courtney Love shitstorm I am wearing?!?"

Eva Herzigova

Whereas HER whole demeanor says, "Come see me in Cabaret! Or in a cabaret. Even I am not totally sure."

Anja Rubik

Those sleeves create the illusion that BOTH her shoulders are out of joint

Laura Harrier

Why have we stapled a spare skirt to her other skirt?

Petra Nemcova

And what is THIS sloppy mess? Did she fall out of the sky?

Adam Driver

Adam does not get it. He just is VEXED and cannot smile through it.

Chris Tucker

Chris Tucker has no such concerns. And his jacket is ACES.

Kristen Stewart

Everything she has worn has been Chanel, so I assumet his is, too. I also assume it's what Karl would've given her for the Met Gala. That skirt is... basically just a giant crown for her crotch.

She also gave Loubouton some less-than-ideal advertising by being unable to wait to kick off the shoes.

Seriously, she booted them ON THE CARPET and carried them up the stairs and inside. Expensive blisters, those are. And a heinous back of skirt that is. (I actually like the shirt from this angle.)

in Chanel

Might need a hoik, but I will take it.

Lea Seydoux in Louis Vuitton

I am HERE FOR formal argyle.

Khadja Nin

She's been so great with the color wheel. I wish she'd spun it here.

Li Yuchun in Gucci

Those pants are an abomination and she makes them look sensible.

Salma Hayek in Gucci

Are we nearing the end of the long international nightmare that has been Salma's wardrobe?!?!? CAN IT BE TRUE?

The Cannes Grab Bag from Day 6

More Kruger, more Sevigny, more Naomi, more Ava, more Kristen.