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# Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Jill Larson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/daytime-emmy-awards-fug-carpet-jill-larson-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-21T21:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-21T06:32:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

One tragic side effect of the cancellation of All My Children is that we will no longer get to see the resplendent nuttery of Opal Cortlandt:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/117036730.jpg "Jill Larson")](https://gofugyourself.com/daytime-emmy-awards-fug-carpet-jill-larson-06-2011/38th-annual-daytime-entertainment-emmy-awards-arrivals-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, that is a GOWN. It's not some piddly little translucent thing, or hotpants, or even a frock. It is a full-on fiddle-dee-dee Daughters of the American Revolution Annual Silent Auction and Waltzathon saloon-prom Miss County Fair 1981 *gown*, and it is hilarious. In my head, whenever she entered the room, that riff from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" played, and then six dudes got in a fight over cards with no numbers on them that resulted in an upended table,bottles breaking over people's heads, and a dude being slid on his stomach down the length of a bar until his head pierced the wall. Somebody please invite Jill to a bunch of parties after AMC goes dark so that we're not deprived of whatever else she has cooking in her closet.