Can we chip off all the flower appliques and keep the orange part? Or else... I don't know, put them somewhere else? Who seeded this garden, anyway?
That outfit is some serious Gotham City crazy right there, but I will say this for Jessica Collins: I once made one of her cookie recipes, and it made THE MOST ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF DOUGH and that made me and my freezer really, really happy, and they were good. The end.
NO, GIRL. Your cookies weren't THAT good. (Note: They were pretty good though, but mostly because I swapped white chocolate -- ew -- for either dark, or caramelized white chocolate.)
Terri Ivens, and her somewhat crazy Cougar Town print, looks awfully jolly. Care to know why?
Because SHENANIGANS. Now, I personally think that would make me INSANE, and that it would end up falling down, or my stuff would drop out of it, about an hour into the night. Holding a purse isn't that hard. But it IS making me laugh, and why are there no tiny bottles of whisky in there?
Does Dixie Cooney have one too, or is that just a garter? Or... stockings? I HOPE it's a HUGE TATTOO.
That dress is okay -- GREAT color -- but somehow... I mean, she's hotter than this, right? I think she's hotter than this. I blame the head styling. It looks like that sucker is giving her a migraine.
Hi, Hope. That's fine. I don't love it. i DEFINITELY don't hate it. That makes you a winner.
The bodice on that thing looks like she left it out in the sun and it faded.
Why did she never make it on, like, The CW, or something? I like her. I would like this dress a lot more if it were more fitted, I think. It actually looks like Amelia Heinle's without the decals, doesn't it? Sort of? Maybe there was a method to Amelia's madness (they ARE both on Y&R so maybe they got a twofer on outfits).
Soooooooo SHINY. I don't get to say that very often about dudes, so thanks, Thorne Forrester.
There needs to be about 60 percent less stuff happening here.
And maybe 100 percent less stuff happening HERE.
THIS is the SUCCESSFUL version of that other dress. As in, almost entirely different.
OLD SCHOOL. I bow down.
So very Dynasty.
Kid, at least LOOK like you want to be here.
Chrishell here is dating Justin Hartley. Sweet, hot Justin Hartley. ENJOY IT, GIRL. I wish her dress were all polka-dots. Basically, I want everyone at this thing to have looked different than they did. HELPFUL.
She needs lipstick. Badly.
Compared with everything else, this is blazingly effective. And how pretty is she?
SWEET GIRL, LEAVE IT FOR SUSAN LUCCI.