Tyra Banks
I actually like the short hair she's been wearing the last few weeks (I follow her on Instagram). It's kicky on her. That jumpsuit, however, is totally hilarious and weird and spunky and basically exactly what I want from her -- AND feels kind of like she rubbed her temples and went, "It's been a while. WHAT WOULD BEYONCE DO." Because this is totally what Beyonce would do.
Tyra Banks
SWEET SHEEREST CRACKBALLS. Is this for a Dancing With The Stars routine set to "9 to 5"? Also, come to think of it, why hasn't Tyra Banks done Dancing With The Stars?
Tyra Banks
That face is exactly how I feel about this. It is... curdled milquetoast.
Tyra Banks
I think this demands to be seen only from a great, great distance. Like, from space. By the Mars Rover.
Tyra Banks
And this outfit appears to have a Double Coozy sleeve.
Tyra Banks
I have been unable to unearth exactly what was happening, but whatever it was... look, even if it was agonizing, I have to applaud TyTy for giving it her all. She COMMITS. She half-asses nothing.
Tyra Banks
Yes, take a bow, Tyra. Welcome back. Don't be gone so long next time.