LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Ben Platt attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)
It started off so well, and then just turned so... 65.
Noah Galvin and Ben Platt
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: (L-R) Noah Galvin and Ben Platt attend the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)
When I first saw this, I thought, "Aw, Noah took over Evan Hansen on Broadway from Ben, that's so sweet that they're a united front at the premiere," and then I looked it up and found out they're now dating. I don't think they are helping each other understand proportions? Noah looks charmingly like he's trying to make Bugsy Malone happen on Broadway. Yes, the one with the kids. So this would be adults pretending to be kids pretending to be mobsters. It's really complex.
Amy Adams in Thom Browne
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Amy Adams attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)
Amy Adams and Thom Browne are not a marriage I EVER would have predicted, but she found something with just the right dose of quirk for her style. I think it's a fun necklace away from being great.
Julianne Moore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Julianne Moore attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/FilmMagic)
I do not like any of this for her. She got caught in the most taupe of nets.
Amandla Stenberg in Gucci
US actress Amandla Stenberg arrives for the premiere of "Dear Evan Hansen" at the Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles, California on September 22, 2021. (Photo by Valerie MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)
Well, she looks as good as it is humanly possible to look when you are wearing strings with a heart on them as a shirt.
Gerald Caesar
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Gerald Caesar attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)
This is a handsome ensemble on a handsome person.
Danny Pino
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Danny Pino attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)
DITTO. Phew.
Julia Chen Myers
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Julia Chen Myers attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)
This looks like a blazer on backward, with bonus boob patches -- but "bonus" being less like a reward and more like, "I got a wart on my thumb and a bonus wart on my chin."
Isabella Gomez
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 22: Isabella Gomez attends the "Dear Evan Hansen" premiere at Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 22, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/FilmMagic)
I mean... either go full torso hair, or no torso hair. Don't make it look like her boobs are going through some kind of simian puberty.
