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# Dear Heidi Klum: PANTS WHAT?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dear-heidi-klum-pants-what-08-2024/
- Published: 2024-08-14T14:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2024-08-14T00:36:25.000Z
- Description: ?!?!?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, PANTS WHAT, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

'Tis the season when we see Heidi Klum wandering around Pasadena for *America's Got Talent* \-- to be honest, actually, I'm not sure when that season starts and stops; it feels like it comes every six months -- and she has opened her Late Summer 2024 campaign strongly with these pants. I am loath even to call them that. They're more like some shorts that have skirts hanging on by belt loops that have become sentient.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/GettyImages-2166084096-1723594652.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles - August 13, 2024")

They're for that special someone in your life who loves the FEELING of their pants falling down but doesn't want to live life on the razor's edge.

###### \[Photos: Bellocqimages/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images\]