NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Jenna Ortega attends A24's "Death Of A Unicorn" New York Screening at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Valerie Terranova/WireImage)
This is... intriguingly angular. I quite like it on her, actually, other than the strange underboob window, but she also looks like an exotic handbag -- complete with purse closure at her chest.
Tea Leoni
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Téa Leoni attends A24's "Death Of A Unicorn" New York Screening at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by John Nacion/Getty Images)
Honestly, she had me with the sequined coat and the Jonas Brothers tee, which is entertainingly high-low (or I guess high-high, depending on where she got the shirt; concert merch is out of control these days). But then the jeans! The sneakers! The bottom half of this is tragically stumpy on her. And that's even WITH the sneakers actually being heels.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Téa Leoni, fashion detail, attends A24's "Death Of A Unicorn" New York Screening at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by John Nacion/Getty Images)
These are those $595 Sneex, made by the Spanx people, which is a HILARIOUS overpricing. Wow. Now, I don't love them, but with a black pencil skirt maybe they would have worked. Those wrong-length rolled-up billowy jeans are hurting my feelings.
Will Poulter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Will Poulter attends A24's "Death Of A Unicorn" New York Screening at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by John Nacion/Getty Images)
I actually think this is a little stumpifying on him, too.
Anthony Carrigan
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Anthony Carrigan attends A24's "Death Of A Unicorn" New York Screening at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by John Nacion/Getty Images)
This premiere is for a comedy horror movie, and I assume he's very funny in it, because NoHo Hank is the greatest.
Richard E. Grant
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Richard E. Grant attends A24's "Death Of A Unicorn" New York Screening at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by John Nacion/Getty Images)
And you KNOW he's good in it. Report back, Fug Nation! I will never see this but NoHo Hank and REG seem like a dream team.
