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Vanessa Paradis in Chanel

She looks beautiful, and got the benefit of the ideal gust of wind to make sure her little ankle tuxedos got to say hi. I'm not sure they are quite right with the dress, but her purse ties them in, at least.

Vanessa Paradis

Are those Blackwatch plaid? This is a combination to me of Prep School Principal and Your Alumnus Grandpa on Notre Dame Football Weekend.

Noemie Merlant

That's a good suit, too.

Noemie Merlant in Louis Vuitton

Those are some VERY assertive sleeves. They look like a fancy bear attack.

Noemie Merlant in Louis Vuitton

I do not love the greasy-look hair on French Michelle Dockery here, nor am I into that diagonal exposed zipper...

Noemie Merlan

... but her mask is on point.

Astrid Berges-Frisbey

She seems a little confused, and I agree that those pants don't seem like a wise choice. They're SO rumpled.

Astrid Berges-Frisbey

SWINTON would like this, for her casual frolics.

Astrid Berges-Frisbey in Chanel

Astrid's foot-tuxedos are in service of the ceremony awarding her the Lanyard of Doom.

Diane Sara Bouzgarrou

Her gold boots are a delight, but I was the most amused by her Longhorn belt buckle.

This is a mild scrolldown. I wish she had on knee-high boots or something so that she looked like a horse expert about to investigate a bit of equine chicanery.

Segolene Royal

I mean, this woman clearly is about to present a show jumping trophy, and also maybe get busted by Alysson for committing an ethical violation.

Luana Bajrami

This whole SKIRT is an ethical infraction.

Karidja Toure

She looks perfectly adorable, said your Internet grandmother (yes that's me).

Karidja Toure

"Karidja! Stop shredding your peplums," your Internet grandmother shrieked moments later.

We Went From No Events to Dueling Film Festivals
Deauville is happening now, too.

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