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# December Dawns With a Dark Diaper
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/december-dawns-with-a-dark-diaper-12-2019/
- Published: 2019-12-02T16:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2019-12-02T19:23:16.000Z
- Description: Feels like a horror movie.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Amazon had a Black Friday party -- otherwise, how would anyone know about these deals at all?!?!?!? -- and poor lovely Paz Vega was apparently cast out into the grimmest of Black Friday timelines, in which she was forced to wear a diaper-shaped tourniquet around her pelvis. Watch for this to inspire a new Amazon show, *His Dark Depends*, which fuses horror and Christmas flicks into a series where Santa punishes his elves with assorted sartorial marks of doom until several of them finally snap.