> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # December Vogues, 1946-1979 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/december-vogues-1946-1979/ - Published: 2020-12-29T14:45:47.000Z - Updated: 2020-12-28T05:49:39.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 1946 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19461201-1609099766.jpg) It's two! Two! Two *Vogues* in one! ## 1946 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19461215-1609099770.jpg) "Oh, come ON, darling, the children just need to see someone in a red furry suit and your grandfather has been passed out since four. Just shove a pillow up your shirt and go." ## 1947 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19471201-1609099774.jpg) I'm not totally sure what's goin on here, but I keep seeing the Grinch's evil smile in here. ## 1948 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19481201-1609099778.jpg) "They didn't tell me the resort was in ANTARCTICA." ## 1949 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19491201-1609099783.jpg) I regret to inform us all that this New Year's Fashion did NOT -- as promised -- live in perpetuity. ## 1950 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19501201-1609099788.jpg) Unless that's supposed to say "potty clothes" and "potty decorations," I fail to see what this has to do with Vogue or the seasons or anything at all. ## 1951 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19511201-1609099793.jpg) The angle of her body in this close-up makes her look to me like a very fastidiously decorated thumb ## 1952 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19521201-1609099798.jpg) Starring Renee Zellweger as model Sunny Harnett. ## 1953 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19531201-1609099803.jpg) Whoever this is, she is not named on Wikipedia, unless her given name really was "Christmas Issue Pages To Keep And To Treasure." It's a super cool cover, though. I hope she DID keep and treasure it. ## 1954 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19541201-1609099807.jpg) Sarah Jessica Parker would be the one recreating this cover. ## 1955 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19551201-1609099811.jpg) I'd give this Mary Jane Russell one to SWINTON. But part of me would also like to give it to Anne Hathaway. ## 1956 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19561201-1609099816.jpg) MORE babies. Sheesh. Babies are cute, but Vogue is not a warm and cuddly family magazine. I assume this would be the cover we give to Reese Witherspoon, though, because it has a Hello Sunshine/Draper James vibe. ## 1957 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19571201-1609099821.jpg) That's WAY more suns than Tattooine has. ## 1958 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19581201-1609099825.jpg) And THIS is going to be a Hitchcock parody movie about the fashion industry -- or, not even a parody, so much as a loving homage. We shall cast Hathaway in this and hand the other one back to SWINTON. And we shall call it *Snip*. ## 1959 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19591201-1609099829.jpg) I misread that one cover line as "15 minute emergency coffins" and I've decided the cover model did, too. (Elisabeth Moss will win an Oscar for *Fifteen-Minute Emergency Coffins* by Wes Anderson.) ## 1960 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19601201-1609099833.jpg) Hilary Swank stars in the oddball *Rear Window*\-meets-*Pretty Woman* indie film *Beauty Unseen Before.* ## 1961 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19611201-1609099838.jpg) And *How To Succeed at Christmas Without Really Crying* will star Caity Lotz of "Legends of Tomorrow" because she could totally replicate this cover. ## 1962 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19621201-1609099843.jpg) Jordana Brewster and [Julia Butters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia%5FButters?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) star in a very special new Amy Sherman-Palladino series called *The Small Joys,* about Eliza and Nadine Joy, who are very very tiny but whose hair is very very not. ## 1963 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19631201-1609099847.jpg) Hand Rosamund Pike a Golden Globe nod for her starring turn in *The Gilded Artichoke.* ## 1964 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19641201-1609099853.jpg) This is obviously going to be Lady Gaga. ## 1965 - Wilhelmina Cooper ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19651201-1609099857.jpg) Morena Baccarin stars in *Once Upon a Gala Basket*, in which a woman finds herself at the center of a silent-auction prize. ## 1966 - Evelyn Kuhn ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/12/19661201-1609099862.jpg) Margot Robbie will develop this project herself. Assuming we go with the "woman realizes she's being peeled off someone else's mood board," we could call it... *Torn*. Or don't give it a verbal name; just refer to it by making the sound of ripping paper. Very Stefon. ## 1967 - Jean Shrimpton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19671201-1609099866.jpg) Annabelle Wallis strives to be taken seriously in the undersea adventure *The Octonauts and the Sea Queen,* and it won't work but at least she tried. ## 1968 - Lauren Hutton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19681201-1609099871.jpg) Nobody really looks like Lauren Hutton, so it's hard to dupe this one. Let's cast Hunter Schafer from Euphoria in a movie adaptation of this cover and she can develop and write it. ## 1969 - Susanne Schöneborn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19691201-1609099876.jpg) The only person I know who would try this haircut now is Miley, so let's cast her here in the nominal indie success, *The Only Person I Know Who Would Try This Haircut.* ## 1970 - Sophia Loren ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19701201-1609099881.jpg) One doesn't recast Sophia Loren. ## 1971 - Grace Kelly ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19711201-1609099884.jpg) Nor Princess Grace. ## 1972 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19721201-1609099888.jpg) Cher can just play herself, too, in *Ooh-La-Lash*. ## 1973 - Jacqueline Bissett ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19731201-1609099892.jpg) I need to know how this is a surprise holiday issue. SURELY no one said to themselves, "Holy smokes! I was POSITIVE 1972 was Vogue's final holiday issue!" ## 1974 - Lisa Taylor ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19741201-1609099896.jpg) Both Cher and Liz Taylor are name-checked on this cover, and I wish either of them had been in the photo. ## 1975 - Karen Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19751201-1609099901.jpg) Let's see. How about we cast Lotte Verbeek (Geillis in Outlander) in a Starz rom-com called *See, Do, Dare, Wear*. ## 1976 - Lisa Cooper ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19761201-1609099905.jpg) That is an incredible list of things to enjoy. Palaces and daffodils and cats and "adornment"? Was it a very long, high night in the office? ## 1977 - Patti Hansen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19771201-1609099909.jpg) This doesn't read JOY so much as SCHEMING. ## 1978 - Rosie Vela ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19781201-1609099915.jpg) Amanda Bynes is due for a comeback, and her turn in Hallmark's *Christmas Upbeat* \-- as a drummer who finds there is no room in any bands until she bumps into one playing a barn on Christmas Eve -- will do it. ## 1979 - Kim Alexis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/19791201-1609099920.jpg) And I am VERY excited to cast Betty Gilpin as Kim Alexis in *Truman Capote on Truman Capote*, which will itself be written by Charlie Kaufman. 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