Demi Moore

This seems pretty clearly lined most of the way down, but obviously the intention is for you to look at least twice to check. But I don't personally think head-to-toe lace is very chic in general -- even less so if this actually is pants and not a dress. I wish for solid black pants.

Ali Larter

Aw, they ran out of mylar.

with Billy Bob Thornton

He came up behind her for several pics like this, and she is laughing in one or two, but most of them have this body language, and yeesh. It feels like he overstayed his welcome.

Sure, dude. At least the boots are creative.

Sam Elliott

He was in A Star Is Born -- is that Gaga shirt a still from that movie? Regardless, I love that he's wearing that.

Andy Garcia

This man has still got it.

Paulina Chavez

She and Rachel Zegler could play sisters. Rachel also might like this dress with the built-in scrunchie life preserver.

Ali Larter and Demi Moore

Better from Demi, blander from Ali.

Ali Larter

This is super cute, though. This is the Goldilocks "just right" of her sartorial story.

Demi Moore

I also enjoy this dress. I know she brings her little pup everywhere, but I hope he actually enjoys it.

Ali Larter

As formal shorts go, at least this is composed and has some charm. I'm dying to know if that's her water bottle back there.

Demi

THAT is a jumble. I can't figure out how the shirt plays into it. On its own, it might be fine, but here it's a sore thumb.

I genuinely thought she was carrying a wacky purse, but in other photos it's clear that blue thing is a traffic cone. In a weird way, I'm sad now.

Demi Moore Hopes You'll Remember Landman Exists

And indeed I needed the help.