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# Desperate Housefugs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/desperate-housefugs-2-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-07T21:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-07T18:20:13.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Well, well, well. What have we here?

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/spl264159_016-eva-longoria.jpg "Eva Longoria exits 'The Late Show With David Letterman' in NYC")](https://gofugyourself.com/desperate-housefugs-2-04-2011/eva-longoria-exits-the-late-show-with-david-letterman-in-nyc?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It seems[ the Widow Longoria ](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-or-fab-carpet-eva-longoria-01-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)is branching out...TO THE GREAT WHITE WAY.

Right? She *is* on her way to a performance of the All Singing, All Tap-Dancing, All Navy-Blue *Bazooms Over Broadway*, isn't she? This is going to be epic!

What? She's going to Letterman? Are you sure? Really? Okay. No, I believe you. I'm sure you know what you're talking about.

Um. Nice legs? Sure. Let's just stick with that.

\[Photo: Splash\]