J.Lo
Intern C, my 9-year old niece who sadly leaves tomorrow, leapt up onto the arm of my chair and leaned in with a frown. "It's a cape, and... it's... what IS IT?" A fair question. And I know she's talking about the outfit at large, but tell me... is that a tag we're seeing on the right, in the folds of her rococo cloak? (Her rococloak.) J.Lo, are you going to wear this and return it??? (Why would there even BE a tag, necessarily, in these scenarios? Any stylist logistics on that from a Fug National?)
J.Lo
Please enjoy J.Lo navigating the water taxi in her regalia. I both enjoy and am surprised that J.Lo did not have Batfleck on her arm. Is he busy shooting something, or do we think she decided she didn't want analysis of their PDA to distract from the stories about her regal-on-steroids outfit? (Obviously there are a hundred other options. Perhaps he gets boat-sick.)
She looks like a fabulous lady Pope. I might rediscover religion if Jennifer Lopez became the Pope.
January Jones
Intern C thought this was quite pretty, overall, but did not love seeing "those straps that are holding it all up." We had a lively discussion about whether we endorse the belt (mayhap no), and concluded that we both like the bottom better than the top, which looks a bit like tissue paper fluffed out of a gift bag. Intern C would have done something different with the hair, also, though I think that part looks good. (We encourage divergent opinions at GFY HQ North and settle all scores on the Fortnite battlefield.)
And the clambering shot is of course great. MORE CLAMBERING.
Doja Cat
"She looks like a cloud," said Intern C. I think she looks like a very pretty overflowing wastebasket in the house of a person with bad allergies. Neither of us really meant it as an insult.
FANCY CLAMBERING. This honestly looks more like Lifting By Committee.
Saweetie
"She looks like a rock-and-roll princess," said Intern C, and I quite agree.
Bebe Rexha
"First, THE HAIR," said Intern C. I think it stunned her into silence (understandably, as it looks mildly dangerous). The chain-mail-style dress is intricate, but it's always distracting when underwear becomes part of the experience. And the choker looks itchy.
Sydney Sweeney
This met with everyone's approval. It's very hard to go wrong with a shimmery gold sheath.
Heidi Klum and Tom Kaulitz
Intern C had a lot of strong feelings about Tom's head-suit. I am more distracted by Heidi's bathing suit.
Zoe Saldana
"Well THAT looks like she just slapped something on over a bikini," said Intern C, whose savagery is becoming finely honed.
Normani
I want to like this, but to me it looks like... ooze. Or as if an extremely ill bird set up camp over a parked car and just went to town.
Kate Bosworth
We only have this shot of Kate, so I assume this continues as indicated, and does not end with a train made of spoons.
Helen Mirren
Helen looks like she's all done up for the opera... by which I mean, to perform in it. (That's not a bad thing. It's a DRAMATIC thing, but not a bad thing. She is a steadfast D&G devotee and I can't help wishing she would take them both by the shoulders and deliver a stern lecture.)
Leni Klum
I grabbed this photo of Leni before I noticed that I BELIEVE she is actually modeling in the show. All the models seem to have arrived by love boats. Intern C and I agree that the jewels here look very costumey.
Vin Diesel
Job well done, Intern C! I shall miss you!
