MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Lupita Nyong'o is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
I assume this is actually a whole catsuit, but it INVOLVES footless tights. In many ways it is just a giant pair of footless tights with sleeves. I suppose it makes it possible for Lupita to sit in that tiny swatch of sparkle? But this outfit is a nothing casserole. She has so much innate charisma; what a waste.
Demi Moore
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Demi Moore is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
This is like that outfit, but in reverse. Such exciting ideas on display here.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
Truly I have never seen anything like this, ever. (In truth, the same can be said for a lot of plain sparkly gowns and such that we like. I would be less crabby if this were a NICE version of this tired aesthetic. But it's hideous AND played out, so.)
Helen Mirren
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Helen Mirren is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
This black sparkly dress is not breaking any new ground, either, but it's at least a well-made version of itself, and Dame Helen styled it to perfection. SHE is the star, not the sheers.
Lily James
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Lily James is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
At least she got real pants.
Naomi Campbell
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Naomi Campbell is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
Naomi did not come here for shenanigans, either.
Theo James
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Theo James is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
Theo likewise got in and out with the bare basics.
Isabella Rossellini
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Isabella Rossellini is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
... okay but couldn't she have found some GOLD flats?
Anitta
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Anitta is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
Amusingly, Anitta LOVES a sheer, and yet she went with something so traditional here. A curveball!
Olivia Culpo
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Olivia Culpo is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
I have never said before that I wanted something to be a romper. But if that's NOT a romper... then I guess I'm glad she's wearing tights? Also this totally looks like a bad Chanel knockoff or something. Yikes.
Alton Mason
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Alton Mason is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
He looks like he's preparing to dance the lead in a ballet about matadors.
Cher
MILAN, ITALY - APRIL 06: Cher is seen at the Dolce&Gabbana 40th Anniversary party on April 06, 2024 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
I feel like Cher deserves pants that don't look like they were improperly archived.
