Monica Bellucci
I wish it were not so revolutionary to open a show with a 53-year old, but whatever: At least they did it. This must have been really cool for her, and I love that she got to do it in polka-dots. Something sassy and classy all at once.
Eva Herzigova
I feel like this is Cannes, or bust.
Carla Bruni
I love this suit. It's wonderfully dramatic. I want Candice Bergen to wear it at the Globes, ideally because she gets a nod for Murphy Brown.
Isabella Rossellini and fam
These are Isabella's kids, and Elettra is carrying her son. Isabella looks like the leader of a new church that I would totally join if it came with uniforms like that.
Cameron Dallas and fam
I gather the gent in the middle is Cameron, a Vine/YouTube personality, and so he walked the runway with his mother and sister. At first I wondered if it would be hard to keep a straight face, but honestly, I bet it's easy because the whole experience has GOT to be so surreal that you're kind of glazed anyway.
There are so many people who will want the mesh thing. Sigh.
Helena Christensen
I love how they just snuck Helena out there in the 8th spot, just when you were thinking, "Okay, that's probably it for the guest stars." Nope.
Kitty Spencer, Emily Ratajkowski
Kitty is Princess Diana's niece, and she's looking a bit easily overwhelmed in all the D&G clothing. Emily looks... like Emily. And that suit would be kind of fun on Lena Waithe -- or at least the blazer with some black pants.
That model on the right kind of evokes Haley Bennett, so hey, maybe she'd wear... whatever that is.
Ashley Graham
Hello Ashley.
I feel like Amal Clooney will wear the look on the right, just to, say, pop out for margaritas with George.
Maye Musk (far left)
Slay it, Maye.
Stella Maxwell (middle)
You know Gaga wants that umbrella. AND the glasses.
Kidman should snag that outfit on the right. Well, minus the shoes.
Barbara Palvin (center)
Karen Elson
