Anne Hathaway

Yes, yes, it does look a bit as if Zuul had a tapestry made of the Temple of Gozer and then made it into an dress, but like the Keymaster, I am into that.

Anne and Hugh

Also, it's shiny AND it has pockets. (Also also: wow, Hugh is tan right now.)

Anne Hathaway

The all-important sideview. I would totally wear this tapestry. I would wear it all over town.

Anne Hathaway

This picture is a boon for neck fetishists, but I really just wanted you to get a closer look at the fabric. It's neat.

DGAs Well Played, Anne Hathaway

This may prove to be controversial. But I just love it. This might be the first time I've said that about Valentino in at least a week. Possibly because it's a Valentino from last year, but whatever. Call this a Valentine to Valentino. [Photos: Getty]