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# Diane Kruger Emerges In A Questionable Top
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/diane-kruger-emerges-in-a-questionable-top-04-2017/
- Published: 2017-04-05T14:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2017-04-04T18:44:03.000Z
- Description: But, great lipstick, although for me it doesn't average out.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Roberto Cavalli, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Diane is nothing if not committed to trippy fashion choices, and if nothing else I admire her consistency. I'm always relieved when I see her on a red carpet, because I know that no matter what -- glorious or ghastly or even weirdly mediocre -- we're going to be excited to cover it. Such is the benefit of a person who, it feels like, will wear absolutely anything and not even care what it's doing to her. Case in point: It is hard to embiggen Diane Kruger, and yet these pants are doing it -- they're like a high-fashion chastity belt. But my main beef here, and the headline *may* have tipped you off, is the shirt. Or, velvet bustier, as it more accurately seems to be. It is PROFOUNDLY unflattering from the front...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-664261832-1491279209.jpg "Montblanc & UNICEF Gala Dinner")

... but when she turns to the side, suddenly those cups turn into widened cartoon eyes bugging out to the dulcet tones of, "A-HOOOOO-ga." Maybe they are reacting to the sight of her face, which is as lovely as ever, but I just wish she hadn't turned her chest into a reaction shot.

\[Photo: Getty\]