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# Diane Kruger Is Wearing Leather Shorts AND a Leather Skirt.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/diane-kruger-is-wearing-leather-shorts-and-a-leather-skirt-11-2017/
- Published: 2017-11-03T17:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-03T03:55:51.000Z
- Description: At the same time.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Dior, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

OF COURSE this is Dior. The only real question for me is, what do we call this unholy mash-up? We can't call it a skort; [skort has already been claimed](https://shopstyle.it/l/meQP?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). This is also more of a *gown* than just a boring old skirt, anyway. Does that make it a *shown*? Is she wearing *gorts*? If we term this a dress, could we see our way through to calling this thing *drorts?* Or a *shress?* FASHION IS CONFUSING.

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