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# Diddy Turned 50, and People Turned Up
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/diddy-turned-50-and-people-turned-up-12-2019/
- Published: 2019-12-16T16:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2019-12-15T23:21:10.000Z
- Description: Including Bey and Cardi and some Kardis.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

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I was looking at all these photos and thinking how relieved I am that none of my friends have black-tie gala birthday parties. Obviously Beyonce is going to go all-out, but I just tried to imagine someone I know having a big formal 50th bash and me turning up with 60 percent of my lower half hanging out, and it involved ZERO relaxation.

###### \[Photos: Getty\]